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Product Information & Safety Superhero Education Rangers

    Being a superhero may seem glamorous at first, but when you start adding up the cost of all those cool crime-fighting gadgets, color coordinated jumpsuits, not to mention pending litigation from that former teenage sidekick, even the mightiest caped crusader has to commercialize a bit to keep the bank from foreclosing on his secret underground lair. Maybe it's preaching to kids about the wonders of solar energy and not putting plastic bags over their heads, or replacing all the tools in his trusty utility belt with irresistible Hostess™ fruit pies. Sometimes, it's taking on a villain deemed too laughable for even the Wonder Twins to waste valuable time dealing with, or possibly helping out some of the city's "special" citizens who have yet to overcome the inherent dangers of bipedal locomotion. Whatever the cause, you can probably find some sort of superhero desperate enough to whore himself out for it, and here at P.I.S.S.E.R. we're proud to make sure these important contributions to society get the recognition they deserve.

    In the coming months, P.I.S.S.E.R. plans to release in-depth profiles of some of America's greatest (and most forgettable) special interest superheroes, beginning with...

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